Alfonso Salazar / Christian S
Middle aged Captain Francisco Lonesome leads his foolish crew all over the Caribbean. Island after island, he is secretly running away form his wife, the lovely Marie Carnassierère, who chases him with her crew of fearless women. When young Friedrich Heindrich accidentally involves the Dutch and Spanish Navies in their marital dispute; Francisco and Marie summon the Secret Pirate Tournament of Petanque. An event so important that has never ever happened before in the history of all Piracy.